Be birds. Do crimes. A bird heist TTRPG powered by polymorph.
Getting robbed by a bunch of birds is never high on somebody’s to-do list, but if you hang around long enough in this town, it becomes an inevitability. Oh, they’ll trick ya. They got mummer’s trunks full of little costumes. No warmth in the eyes. Just blank, unassuming stares. Half the time you don’t even REALIZE they’re birds until a fake mustache slips off and you think, hey this guy is kinda short and feathery… and BOOM - that dirty bird is flappin’ his way out the window. He GOTCHA.
Lucky for birds, nobody believes Old Carl when he raves about the time a bunch of sparrows made off with his priceless Fabergé egg and a food truck full of waffles. But he’s right; sooner or later, birds are gonna get you.
This game is about the crimes that birds commit for food. Become a feathered criminal and plan insane heists to acquire a few crumbs of bread! Lean into the gonzo situations of birds who are criminals in this rules-lite affair.
